My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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