is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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