I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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