In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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