But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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