Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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