my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
don't judge my taste in strippers
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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