Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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