I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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