maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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