New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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