Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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