i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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