D3 body, D1 cock
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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