Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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