well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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