U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The power of my boobs compel you
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize