my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
