so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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