First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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