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I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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