One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
