I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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