So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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