I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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