I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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