Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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