with your own penis?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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