Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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