Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize