I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Slut skills are useful in every country.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I was not drunk enough for that final.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
