I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
