Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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