your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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