Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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