Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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