is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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