the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
