yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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