we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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