I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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