Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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