so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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