it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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