I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
