So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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