a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
there is puke in my bra ... again
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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