i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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