I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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