Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
try to milk me bitch
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
