I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
