Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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