I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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