You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Holy shit dude........stairs
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