I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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